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veup:

before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about

(via dvmb-princess)

bnaksy:

bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it

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internetkilledmylife:

me and my brother were trying on really tall high heels and then he fell

(via armadillo)

thispersonsurl:

sensible:

i wonder if anyone else in the world has the same password as me

I doubt someone else’s password is cuntflaps

(Source: confirmance, via thispersonsurl)

g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

(Source: swellsea, via i-wanna-get-off-with-u)

alt-j:

calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids

(via overfierce)

lamapalooza:

sir, will you please stop beatboxing and just tell me what you’d like to order

(via ha-ze)

clrama:

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       ʷʰʸ            ʷʰʸ       ʷʰʸ      ʷʰʸ

   ʷʰʸ         jeans with fake pockets   ʷʰʸ

         ʷʰʸ            ʷʰʸ

(via armadillo)

giraffescanflytoo:

kurdtkocaine:

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

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and the next thing i know……

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Do you live in a Sims game

(Source: acidtrip-n, via thefuuuucomics)

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(Source: spunkypapa, via ilovefoodsomuchithurts)

pimpdaddytavros:

i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble  

(via armadillo)

urbancatfitters:

if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

(Source: urbancatfitters, via despute)